heaven pcs: charlie

[fending]

charlie... you can never come back...

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[fending]

I dunno, one of them little fruit tarts, maybe? Should be simple enough to cut in half. If you got somethin' you want, though, go with that. I don't feel that strongly about it.

[ unless she picks something that already disappointed him, then he'll veto it. ]

[productionhell]

Oh, no, the fruit tart sounds good! Let's split that. I haven't tried it yet, so this is a great opportunity for it.

[ she is on board with tarts ]

I'm Charlie, by the way.

[fending]

Tart it is, then.

[ which he'll go around to get, and— ah. right. didn't actually do the introduction thing, did they? actually seems a little redundant now that their names are out there in writing for everyone to see, but. sure. ]

Fidelio.

[productionhell]

It's a pleasure, Fidelio.

[ she prefers being polite anyway... ]

What do think of our, er, hosts? And their plan for redemption?

[fending]

Well, they didn't do themselves any favours bein' days late for their first impression. And the redemption thing...

[ frowns as he puts the tart on a plate. ]

...Not sure, to be honest. Seems too good to be true, the goin' back part.

[productionhell]

[ they also forgot the pamphlet. the greatest transgression.... ]

It really does, doesn't it? I don't know how they can offer that to all of you.

[fending]

They're offerin' it to you too, aren't they?

[productionhell]

Well. In my case, I'd just go back to Hell. That's not the same thing as returning to life.

[fending]

What, you were already dead someplace else when you ended up here?

[productionhell]

No, I was born in Hell. But it is where dead sinners go.

So... it's complicated?

[fending]

...Sounds like it.

[productionhell]

.... But nevermind me. What are your thoughts?

[fending]

[ girl what is your deal ]

I just told you, didn't I?

Not sure. Seems kind of shady.

[productionhell]

Oh, sorry. I just thought you had more you wanted to say about it.

... But I agree.

[fending]

Not that much more to say, with how little we actually know at this point about what's going to happen.

That your aim, then? Go back to hell?

[productionhell]

Yeah, I get it. I wish we had some idea of what to expect for redemption exercises....

I have to. My people are in danger.

[fending]

...From what?

[ it's hell...

also edits to add that i just saw my text in this entry again and frowned really hard... why did i make the all dogs go to heaven joke ]

[productionhell]

[ hehehehehehehehe ]

From Heaven.

... They have an army of exorcist angels, and they sent them to kill my people. And me.

[ makes things a little awkward, doesn't it? ]

[fending]

[ er. yeah, that's... both a lot heavier and a lot stranger than he was expecting. ]

Shite. Like— from here, or... some other Heaven?

[ he doesn't know enough about multiverse theology to know where to start with this. ]

[productionhell]

[ it is indeed a lot ]

Another Heaven.... I think... I hope.

[ since this is week 0 she has no idea if they're separate or not, she is just going based on vibes ]

[fending]

[ i'm so sorry about pushing us back to w0 knowledge levels my god ]

...Well, I get the scepticism, then. Is that what killed you?